RPGs are Evil – Dark Dungeons: The Movie via Kickstarter

RPGs are Evil – Dark Dungeons: The Movie!. Rollenspiele und besonders Dungeons & Dragons sind böse. Dieses verwerfliche Hobby macht aus guten Menschen zaubernde Dämonenbeschwörer,  Selbstmörder und Diener der Unterwelt. Die Welt muss über diesen Makel aufgeklärt werden. Es wird keine Seele verloren gegeben.

JR Ralls will diese gewichtige Aufgabe annehmen und das aus dem Jahre 1984 stammende anti-Dungeons and Dragons Pamphlet, Dark Dungeons: The Comic, verfilmen.

Stretch Goals tragen diesen gerechten Kampf in das Lager der niederträchtigen Anhänger des Cthulhu Mythos.

Die aufklärende cineastische Flamme der Gerechtigkeit setzt auf ihre Unterstützung. Bis zum 22. Mai 2013 benötigt JR Ralls zumindest 12500 $. Jeder Beitrag hilft dabei, arme verirrte Seelen vor dem Fegefeuer der Verdammnis zu retten.

„The famous 1984 anti-Dungeons and Dragons comic, Dark Dungeons, is now coming to video! We’ll show just how evil RPG’s can be!


I won the lottery.  Not the jackpot, „just“ a thousand bucks, and being a typical middle-class middle-manager a thousand dollars is nice, don’t get me wrong, but it wasn’t going to change my life.  So I decided to do something special with the money.  I decided I wanted to spend it to bring something that would last;  I would spend it to try and bring Jack Chick’s epic 1984 graphic novel / tract to film.


I wrote Chick Publications explaining this to them and I’m super-excited to announce that I have obtained the video rights to make a movie based on Dark Dungeons.


Dark Dungeons: The Movie


If you’re not familiar with Dark Dungeons you can read it in its entirety here;



But all you really need to know is that it sets out to show what Jack Chick knows to be the truth behind role-playing.  It shows that;


*Playing RPGs can make you gain real life magic abilities


*If you gain a high enough level you will be invited to join a secret cult


* Gamers whose characters die are in danger of committing suicide.


* That DM’s are vile temptresses that are out to corrupt their players to the forces of evil.


Given all those startling claims it’s amazing that the crusade against RPG’s has not been more successful!  In fact, the last movie to crusade against D&D was Tom Hank’s 1982 classic, „Mazes and Monsters.“


We are going change all that. I’m already investing all of my lottery winnings in this project but it’s just not enough to get it filmed and that’s where you come in.

If the idea of seeing a movie where all the anti-RPG arguments above are made with every last drop of drama and conviction I can wring out them appeals to you, then I want you to invest today and make this movie a reality.


Please check out the video above to see what we are capable of and remember that you are only charged if we meet our funding goal.  If the project does not receive it’s complete funding you are charged ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!“
RPGs are Evil – Dark Dungeons: The Movie! product description

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JR Ralls bittet um Ihre Unterstützung – jeder noch so kleine Obolus ebnet den Weg zur Wahrheit und damit zu einer einer besseren Welt!

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